”Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” - Olive Penderghast (Easy A)
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOL HOW COULD I NOT REBLOG THIS HOOLLYY
what….the….fuck
Lmfao hahahahahahaga wtf
OMFG WATCH IT! you wont regret it.
you are higher than a mother fucker:/
He is deffs higher then a mother fucker.
He’s higher than any motherfucker i’ll ever meet.
omg does anyone else remember his super bass cover last year OMFG HIS BACK ILYS THIS GUY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS GUY! I ALSO LOVE HIS SUPER BASS COVER!!! REBLOG<3
HAHAHA this is me when I hear my favourite song :D
HOW DO I FIND THIS ON YOUTUBE?
(via turtyturtle)
